Yoda (Star Wars) & Raymond "Ray" Palmer/Atom (DC Universe)
It was just a day at the waverider. Well it was pretty hard to know if it was day and night which gave Ray a reason to rage all night. Or day. Author~chan you are making this very complicated!
Ray was on the ship eating a sandwhich on the couch while everyone else was out in a mission. Or they just dissed him and went to a gay bar featuring spöket Laban.
He was about to take another bite when he heard a voice. (Yoda voice)
- That’s not mayonaise Ray of the palms.
Ray stopped and looked up…
- OMG! YOU’RE! A GREMLIN THAT JUST WOKE UP.
- Stupid you are. said Yoda facepalming himself.
- Yoda I am. Miserable you are.
‘Miserable?’ Ray thought.
- Oh please. A nerd staying at hom eating a sandwhich with cum inside of it.
Yoda roasted him!
Ray looked down at his sandwhich.
- So that’s why it tasted so good. said Ray and took another bite proudly. Yoda picked grumpy cats. Yoda wiped his mouth and continued speaking to the sorry wuss.
- A new chance in life I can give you.
Well. Ray was originally going to watch some hentai but agreed.
- Oh. Show me the new shit.
Suddenly Rays phone started ringing. He picked up and. It was his mum.
- Watch YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!
- SORRY MOM! Love you!
(Author~chan doesn’t know what to write).
Ray took up his phone and looked at pictures of lolis.
- What are you doing? Yoda asked.
- Nunya. Ray replied.
- Nunya what.
- Nunya business! Ray snapped at him.
Yoda lost his patience and gripped Ray clothes and ripped the off.
- Hey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! JAG HAR RÄTTIGHETER!
Am I being raped or something? Ray thot. I mean thought! Ahem!
Ray struggled but was instead lifted into the air by som strange force. Ray closed his eyes. When he opened them he was in a brown robe instead of his pyjamas when ahegao faces on it.
Basically what happened was that Yoda taught him about the force, they got married and had a hundred teletubbie babys.
Skriven 31 maj 2019